** The original hedgehog signature

     \\\\\
    \\\\\\\__o  Bringing hedgehogs to the common folk since 1994.
____\\\\\\\'/___________________________________________________
 

** I say I say I say, 5 hedgehogs crossed the road...

  \\\\\       \\\\\       \\\\\       \\\\\       \\\\\
 \\\\\\\__o  \\\\\\\__o  \\\\\\\__o  \\\\\\\__o  \\\\\\\__o
_\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/_

Introducing traffic jams to the common hedgehog since 1995.
 

** ...and two got squashed
 
          //!    !//
         ///!    !///__o        An Ex-Hedgehog
        /////\___////'/

        The phrase 'Mind that bus, what bus, splat' comes to mind.
 

** Luckily they reproduce quickly
 
                               \\\\\       \\\\\
  \\\\__.  \\\\__.  \\\\__.  \\\\\\\__.  \\\\\\\__o
___\\\\'/___\\\\'/___\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___

** And when children grow up they avenge the deaths of their parents...

--
 -- --  \\\\\       Bringing vengeance to the common hedgehog since 1995.
  -- - \\\\\\\__o
 - --  \\\\\\\`/    /| \_ "Drive faster! DRIVE FASTER!"
________@____@_____'o---o`_______________________________________________

                                                 O           Avenging
                                                  h         hedgehogs
   - - - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\                                 with oversize
          \\ \\ \\ \\ \\                            B     .sigs since
      -  - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\                            u            '96
            \\ \\ \\ \\ \\                            g
 -  -  \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\                            g
        \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\                            e
    -    \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\                            r
          \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ ______ o                   !
 -   \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ O    /                     ,-------,
      \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\    /                      i       i_
   -   \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\  /                       i_______i_\
________\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\/_________________________ooo_____o_o

Hows about this for a hedgehog, it is the quantum mutated battlefield
hedgehog, evolved to survive on todays modern battlefield.
 

      \\\\\\------\`
     \\\\\\\\-----/
    \\\\\\\\\\\
   \\\\\\\\\\\\\\__o
    \\\\\\\\\\\  o/
     \\\\\\\\\\\-/
 

 \\\\\           /    Bringing laptop computers and
\\\\\\\__o      /     internet access to the common
\\\\\\\'/ =====/      hedgehog since 1995.

** Rare breeds **

** The Mexican hairless:
--
    ,,,,,       Don't forget to shave your hedgehog
   ,,,,,,,__o   before buggering it!
___,,,,,,,'/_________________________________________

"You don't like Crew Cuts? OK, I'll just shave off some more then..."

    .....       Don't forget to shave your hedgehog
   .......__o   before buggering it!
___.......'/_________________________________________

** The Sausage hedghog:

    \\\\\\\__o                 Hedgehachsund.
____\\\\\\\'/___________________________________________________

** The Raceing hedghog

--
- --- -   -----    \\\\\       Hedgehogs on Speed
    -  - - --  ---- \\\\\\\__o  Bringing Hedgehogs to
 -  -  --- -------   \\\\\\\'/     the common folk!

 How about the very rare Muraroa Hedgehog?

    \\\\\
  o_\\\\\\\__o
___\' \\\\\\'/___
 

 Not, of course forgetting the Death of Hedgehogs....

     \ \ \
    \ \ \ \__o
_ _\ \ \ \ \0/_ _
 

The extremely rare rotated hedgehog.
 
     o
  | /|
  |/ |
  | o|
  |\\\\
  |\\\\\
  |\\\\\\
  |\\\\\\
  |\\\\\
  |\\\\
 

Has anyone heard of vampire hedgehogs?

    \\\\\
   \\\\\\\__o
___\\\\\\\'/`__

** The hoghedg (1 mad owner, goes by the name of Dali)

 \/\
\\\\\\/`'     Surrealism, hedgehog. Hedgehog, surrealism
\ //\\/<
    \__\\\\\\\'/___      ><>
                   \_______________<><___________________><>________

** However, it was pointed out that Adrian was doing a great cruelty to
** his hedgehog and causing it to drown.

Adrian
--
   \_______/\/\/\____________________________________________________
    \      \\\\\\\__o       -,     <><
     \_____\\\\\\\'_}========'    ><>
                    \_______<><___________________________________><>

** Well, he's _getting_ there... Now if he can just get the snorkel
** _above_ the surface...
                                        _ _
                                       _ _ \\\\\
                                     ~ _-_\\\\\\\__o
--                                 ~  ~ -_\\\\\\\`/
   \________\\\\\______||_________________""""""""___________________
    \      \\\\\\\__o  ||    <><
     \_____\\\\\\\'_}=="'               ><>
                    \___><>___________________________________<><____

** Much better - And note the exceedingly rare levitated hover-hedgehog
 

--             ##
     \\\\\    ###
    \\\\\\\__o_#    Bringing cannabis to the common hedgehog since 1994.
____\\\\\\\'/__________________________________________________________
 

--
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
\\\\\\\\\\\__o\\  The common hedgehog tends to get lost in the rain.
\\\\\\\\\\\'/\\\\________________________________________________
 

--
  -----/,\\\\\\\---  Warning: Turning hedgehogs upside down can be hazardous
      o--\\\\\\\              to their health.
          \\\\\
 

** Problems of hedgehog ownership **

** Your hedgehog may have pets of its own...

--
.   .  .
 . . . .. .
 . . \\\\\ .
  . \\\\\\\__o    Fleaing the country since time immemorial.
____\\\\\\\'/__________________________________________________
 
** Which can be got rid of by giving the hedgehog a bath.
 

    @@@@@       Hilda Hedgehog
   @@@@@@@__o   with her curlers in
___@@@@@@@'/_________________________________________

** Or they may have megalomaniacal tendencies

--
/////////////////////////////    This hedge is
/////////////////////////////    MINE,ALL MINE!    /////
/////////////////////////////              \__ o__///////
__I__I__I__I__I__I__I__I__I_____________________\'///////____
 
   ______________        
  /              \       
  |              |       Introducing the hedgehog garage in
  |              |_o     order to keep your hedgehog warm
  |              |/      in cold weather.[2]
----------------------------------------------------------------

    _______________
   /               \     The Oxford Hedgehog Sanctuary
  '|    .....      |'    (Affiliated to the church of Jimmy Brokaw)
   |   .......__o  |
   + __.......'/___+     Protecting hedgehogs from common folk since 1995

You known the hedgehog can't be buggered.

Here is the proof:
 

   \\\\\           /////
  \\\\\\\__o   .__///////
__\\\\\\\'/_____\'///////___

   \\\\\         \\\\\
  \\\\\\\__o    \\\\\\\__.
__\\\\\\\'/_____\\\\\\\'/___

    \\\\\     \\\\\
   \\\\\\\__o\\\\\\\__.
___\\\\\\\'/_\\\\\\\'/______

       \\\__o *OUCH!*
     \\\\\+/\\\\\
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\__.
____\\\\\\_\\\\\\\'/________

                                       //|\\
             /////////                 //|\\
            ///////////               ///|\\\
       __oo' ///////////              ///|\\\
      a ___  ///////////             ////|\\\\
            ^^      ^^               ////|\\\\
                                         ^
          The EDJOG                  The LARCH

Hedgehogs are also disgustingly randy.
A pair having intercourse can keep an entire neighbourhood
awake all night. They also have a baffling tendency to cover
themselves in saliva for no apparent reason.
They are very strange creatures really.

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